Survival Kit Backpack

Survival Kit Backpack


Whether you're preparing for an upcoming earthquake or fighting-off those Zombie Bastards - our kit contains everything you need not just to survive the endless night brought about by our addiction to social media, but to THRIVE!

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Kit includes:

  • 24-hour supply of Jim Bakker Buckets: Fiesta Pail, Freeze Dried Fruit, Italian Emergency Food Supply, 6- Person Turkey Feast, Christmas Variety Bucket or your choice of The Hearty Survival Bucket.

  • Matches, first aid kit and "emergency tools"

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