REAL ITEM (you can actually buy this) - For that classic Weezer fan look.
See into your future with the Weezer Magic 8 ball. Be forewarned that all responses are less then optimistic and void of insight.
Band Tee Starter Pack: Weezer Edition
REAL ITEM (you can actually buy this) - Forget cryptocurrency, Weezer t-shirts are the currency of the future. Stock up now with a multi-colored pack of future currency and be ready for when our society finally collapses.
35mm Black Disposable Camera
REAL ITEM (you can actually buy this) - “Be true to thine own Selfie” - Shakespeare, 2019 (50 random orders will come with a photo taken of the band by Karl)
Lifetime Supply of Weezer Sharpie® Markers
Never run out of Sharpies again! **Does not guarantee lifetime and cannot be left to next of kin.
Black Denim by Weezer
REAL ITEM (you can actually buy this) - Perfect black jean jacket for that California snow. Added bonus: the embroidered W on the back will ensure your Weezer fan status is known.
Black Mood Ring
Made up of thermotropic liquid crystals and no need to chart your mood - it's always black. Fear, Nothing, Angst, Serious, Overworked, Stormy, Depressed, Intense - you know.
The Black Album Stratocaster
From the dark side of the guitar shop on Santa Monica...one person in the Hub will have the chance to bring this Fender home and play your deepest, darkest chords.
Pork and Beans IRL
4 gallon jug of black beans with a side of pork sausage **Candy sold separately.